welcome in a fun font, coming soon

hi i'm alfie. this is my totally nonprofessional just-for-fun website to catalogue a few stories i'm working on

paramordial is the only one without fucking, so this site is 18+

this box is going to have a link to the most recent content update and the most recent blog-thing update

current stories


m&k
matsuo and kazmer (mat and kaz (m&k)) are two late-twenties dudes who met at a club and immediately became obsessed with one another. mat is an anxious IT tech who fucks around with digital musicianship; he didn't figure out he was gay before meeting kaz. kaz is a recovering slut and non-recovering alcoholic who wishes he had time to go to his bar's anarchist book club; he never had to figure out he was bi, that's been a fact since he can remember. two fuckups get slightly less fucked up together.

vampires
aldert meer and edwin anschen are vampires. they met in a camarilla raid on a sabbat ritual gathering, where edwin saved aldert's life. aldert pledged to repay edwin however he could. they're as in love as vampires can be, aka inextricably psychosexually intertwined. this is written in the Vampire the Masquerade setting and mostly based on canonical timelines. i'm chronicling their eventual strategic rise to power as sheriff and prince of philadelphia, repectively. of course, i'm also chronicling the bloody and weird sex.

paramordial
one time syd did a demon summoning ritual they found on a forum and it actually worked. then they went ghost hunting and accidentally discovered a vast conspiracy to sink our dimension into a much nastier, slimier dimension controlled by a primordial insect queen who was banned from hell. they don't really have enough sick time to save the world, but it doesn't look like anyone else is going to. knock-off "John Dies at the End"-type plot with more trans people and new disgusting body horror creatures and environments. i loooove to write a flesh-house

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